Wednesday, Jan. 25, 2006 - -
Monday, Nov. 01, 2004 - Where's my fucking fruit platter?
Wednesday, Apr. 07, 2004 - Sleepover, eh? Intriguing.
Tuesday, Apr. 06, 2004 - robotrobotrobotrobotrobotrobot
Tuesday, Feb. 17, 2004 - What the fuck is wrong with japanese people?
Friday, Dec. 26, 2003 - Christmas time for my penis
Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2003 - pyjabananamas!
Wednesday, Jun. 25, 2003 - Why are there so many songs about rainbows. And what's on the other side.
Thursday, May. 22, 2003 - Got that feeling. Moustache feeling in my soul.
Sunday, Feb. 23, 2003 - The eventually triumphant return of plunger man
Thursday, Feb. 20, 2003 - Seeking: Robert Denby. Companionship. Possible future. Must like dogs. Non smoker prefered.
Thursday, Feb. 13, 2003 - How Romantic: year 3 (a pre-emptive strike)
Monday, Jan. 27, 2003 - Cocks: A Definitive Study
Sunday, Dec. 22, 2002 - Mike attempts to be deep #837
Sunday, Dec. 15, 2002 - Once upon an enchanted rainbow..
Wednesday, Dec. 11, 2002 - Soon the shower was filled with the sounds of running water and the shouts and laughter which accompanies nude young men involved in horseplay.
Monday, Dec. 09, 2002 - Ishii said it was the first time that traffic on the Tokyo expressway had been halted by potatoes.
Tuesday, Dec. 03, 2002 - Screws fall out all the time. The world's an imperfect place.
Sunday, Dec. 01, 2002 - Comments regarding gorilla semen collection and frivolous claims about chimpanzees in skirts were inflammatory and completely unfounded.
Thursday, Nov. 28, 2002 - Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably Priced Love! And A Hard-Boiled Egg!
Tuesday, Nov. 26, 2002 - I need some inspiration. I need it all night long.
Saturday, Nov. 23, 2002 - I saw a 16 year olds boobies. They were perky.
Sunday, Oct. 20, 2002 - Super Special Event, Issue 100. Now with bonus material.
Tuesday, Oct. 15, 2002 - I'm sure the world will change the way it thinks after this little entry
Monday, Sept. 23, 2002 - The entry you've all been waiting for. Guaranteed to dissapoint.
Sunday, Sept. 15, 2002 - Your horoscope by Gypsy Rose Mike
Sunday, Aug. 25, 2002 - Okay grug, that entry was deleted!
Thursday, Aug. 22, 2002 - I'm still alive.
Wednesday, Aug. 21, 2002 - Hey Daddy, what's for Dinner. Tonight!
Tuesday, Aug. 20, 2002 - Guiness. Enjoyed responsibly world wide. Except in ireland where they all just get shitfaced.
Sunday, Aug. 18, 2002 - I kind of lost the plot halfway through then I couldn't be stuffed finding it again
Saturday, Aug. 17, 2002 - Situation No Win. Rush for a Change of Atmosphere.
Thursday, Aug. 15, 2002 - RARF!
Thursday, Aug. 01, 2002 - Hurry hurry hurry. Offer must end soon. All stock must go.
Wednesday, Jul. 31, 2002 - Let's end this feudin' and a-fussin' and get down to some lovin'
Sunday, Jun. 30, 2002 - The Secret Of The Crisp Chip.
Monday, Jun. 24, 2002 - Reasons Mike hates you #82502
Wednesday, Jun. 19, 2002 - Dumb shit in a biscuit
Tuesday, Jun. 18, 2002 - There is a fine line between sayings that make sense.
Wednesday, Jun. 12, 2002 - The Miraculous Misadventures of Mike: Mark II
Tuesday, Jun. 11, 2002 - A Mystery!
Sunday, Jun. 09, 2002 - The Official 'Rhiannon is Forcing Me To Write One' Entry
Tuesday, May. 21, 2002 - I am a sad, strange little man
Saturday, May. 18, 2002 - Waxin' it Political, Dig?
Wednesday, May. 15, 2002 - Once again I place the blame squarely on tight pants
Sunday, May. 12, 2002 - The Price of Fitness
Saturday, May. 04, 2002 - Domestic Dispute. Mike style.
Tuesday, Apr. 30, 2002 - Keeping it real. On the streets. And so forth.
Monday, Apr. 01, 2002 - Why the hell did I just connect?
Tuesday, Mar. 26, 2002 - The god of my dreams is giving me nightmares
Sunday, Mar. 24, 2002 - I think I made the baby jesus cry
Monday, Mar. 18, 2002 - The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return
Sunday, Mar. 17, 2002 - Just another beautiful story
Friday, Mar. 15, 2002 - What's a boy to do?
Saturday, Mar. 09, 2002 - Pecan with a very pleasant crunch.
Friday, Mar. 08, 2002 - Mikes Inane Anecdotes #374
Wednesday, Mar. 06, 2002 - *bongo drums* the champ is here! or something to that effect
Sunday, Mar. 03, 2002 - All dreaming of the white trash heroes, I'm in paradise
Thursday, Feb. 28, 2002 - is this box too small or big? Click to change your settings
Monday, Feb. 25, 2002 - none genuine without my signature
Monday, Feb. 18, 2002 - A boring tale of life as Mike
Wednesday, Feb. 13, 2002 - How romantic: year 2
Sunday, Feb. 10, 2002 - I am full of tinier men
Saturday, Feb. 09, 2002 - ...Saturday morning, 'round two
Wednesday, Feb. 06, 2002 - Money cannot buy you happiness. But it can buy you hookers and gin. And they in turn provide happiness.
Sunday, Feb. 03, 2002 - .
Sunday, Jan. 27, 2002 - It only hurts when I wear plaid
Thursday, Jan. 24, 2002 - Tontine. Australia's Favourite Pillow
Wednesday, Jan. 23, 2002 - Hey. This entry is really long and shit.
Sunday, Jan. 13, 2002 - Prince Harry in pub brawl
Sunday, Jan. 13, 2002 - Exclusive Australian edition featuring 2 bonus tracks
Thursday, Jan. 10, 2002 - My monkey's name is Jennifer
Sunday, Jan. 06, 2002 - Formal Apology
Sunday, Jan. 06, 2002 - A strange entry to say the least. I am drunk and even I don't understand it.
Tuesday, Jan. 01, 2002 - Warning: This entry contains no humour
Saturday, Dec. 29, 2001 - Poohead! Poohead!
Thursday, Dec. 27, 2001 - wait a moment.. where's me pint!?
Wednesday, Dec. 19, 2001 - Don't ask me, I only work here.
Monday, Dec. 17, 2001 - Tomorrow, tomorrow, i'll love ya tomorrow. You're always a day away.
Sunday, Dec. 16, 2001 - This is a worthless topic with no use.
Thursday, Dec. 13, 2001 - brad smells
Wednesday, Dec. 05, 2001 - Brad's super sexy guest entry
Tuesday, Dec. 04, 2001 - Anybody got any duct tape?
Sunday, Dec. 02, 2001 - I wonder how to get him to eat my poo.
Friday, Nov. 30, 2001 - Wow. I can hear my brain.
Friday, Nov. 30, 2001 - Disorganised Crime
Sunday, Nov. 25, 2001 - mmmm sexy
Monday, Nov. 19, 2001 - Light on the fizz so you can slam it down fast
Sunday, Nov. 18, 2001 - Soppy entry dripping with emotion
Thursday, Nov. 15, 2001 - BOOBIES!
Wednesday, Nov. 14, 2001 - Maturity, here I come.
Sunday, Nov. 11, 2001 - Welcome to the home of the love geek.
Saturday, Nov. 10, 2001 - Industry, science and technology!
Friday, Nov. 09, 2001 - I am a Tulip
Monday, Nov. 05, 2001 - This topic has nothing to do with the entry.
Sunday, Nov. 04, 2001 - I kissed a girl. dum dum dum.
Wednesday, Oct. 31, 2001 - Mate that's all we got left if you don't like it you can go somewhere else what are you some kind of a pooftah?!
Friday, Oct. 26, 2001 - If I had a robot i'd bake you a cake.
Sunday, Oct. 21, 2001 - Once upon a time..
Thursday, Oct. 18, 2001 - The Official Offensive Edition
Saturday, Oct. 13, 2001 - Up the Rumpians!
Sunday, Oct. 07, 2001 - I can't dance. I can't talk. Only thing about me is the way that I walk.
Tuesday, Sept. 11, 2001 - The start of a new road. With street lights and a foot path and a nubile young 17 year old schoolgirl who sunbathes nude out the front on Wednesday afternoons.
Sunday, Sept. 09, 2001 - The end of the road.
Saturday, Aug. 25, 2001 - What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?
2001-08-24 - A serious entry? Good lord! Please ignore.
2001-08-22 - The grass isn't always greener on the "other side"
2001-08-08 - Brown Trouser Time - Delve Into The Mystical Arts
2001-07-27 - Almighty Mike triumphs over evil once again
2001-07-21 - Weekends are for communists and fools
2001-06-05 - Ask Doctor Mike
2001-05-21 - no sauce today, thankyou
2001-04-22 - Special Guest, Mr Dave O'neil
2001-03-23 - a tale of walnuts a baby and a pair of underpants
2001-03-12 - Bread? On a Tuesday? Preposterous!
2001-02-17 - how I masturbate
2001-02-14 - how romantic
2001-01-17 - The Monkey Report
2001-01-05 - even your mum hates you
2000-12-30 - one thing
2000-12-25 - it was a red hot lesbo gang-bang
2000-12-25 - the queen of hearts, she made some tarts